It is time to fire the housekeeper when...

...you find her asleep during work hours in your home.

...she is so clumsy and careless that everything falls out of her hands.

...you start to straighten up after she leaves.

...she constantly puts things in the wrong place even after working for you for a long time.

...she asks every hour what she should do after she's been told what her tasks are for the day.

...she begins act like your mother and tells you to put your socks on so you don´t catch a cold.

...she feels familiar enough with you to tell you private and embarrassing facts about her adult children.

...she does the opposite of what you tell her to do.

...you leave the house ridiculously early just so you can avoid her.

...you have to separate out the laundry for her because you fear she will ruin it.

...she dries heavy towels on delicates setting.

...you keep finding her thick, black hairs all over your apartment, even in your bed.

...you can't find your underwear.